When asked what this particular episode was about, this was Zachary's exact reply:
"In this episode, Zach, Abigail and Bryan sabotage Ben's game for the second time. Also, Zach is the new King of Anime."
Sounds like another amazing episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast!
Scatagories stuff
Things you shout
Tools
Things you make
Ways to kill time
Things found in the ocean
Weapons
Cartoon characters
Games
Things that are square
School supplies
Colors
Zachary and Bryan may have enjoyed marital bliss, but does that mean they're up to the task of performing a live, improvised history of Whales are Whales itself? We answer this question, and at least one more in this week's rip-roaring and roar-ripping episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-cast.
Also, we suggest the answer is: "probably not".
Zachary's Picture: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236330927452717057/290639548965191680/Untitled.png
Zachary's Face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz0c74wBBco
Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech, Bryan Kelly, OCRemix.org, anime and anime . Sound effects are from Freesound.
Hello? Who's that on the phone? Oh goodness, it's Mr. Nintendo, and he demands that we discuss his newest Nintendo Switch game, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild! Good thing our resident computer game experts Cameron and Zachary are ready to SPOIL EVERYTHING RUN AWAY PRESERVE YOUR CHILDLIKE JOY. Speaking of childlike joy, these two fellows also recount their misadventures at a boarding school in Kentucky (strictly on Oneida-know basis). There's also some Whale Mail, but that's kind of hard to fit into this elegant, flowing Pod-Cast description.
Spoilers begin 24:00 and end 44:55, so like those dead skeletons from Pirates of the Caribbean in that one scene where Jack Sparrows sails into port and salutes them by taking off his hat, ye be warned.
Direct download: https://ia601507.us.archive.org/28/items/WAWS2E8/WAW%20S2E8.mp3
Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.
Stephen, Bryan, and Cameron are having a quarter-life crisis, so they appeal to the youth with a fresh, on fleek intro designed to be both fresh and on fleek. To further engage their online community of savvy youngsters, they reply to burning questions via Whale Mail, which includes a shout out to their viral social media presence on Discord. Lastly, they alienate anyone who ever thought they were even accidentally cool with a Storytime sessions that continues the adventures of Bryan in the Vacuum Cleaner Universe, sending the entire group into fits of unconstrained chortles. Please like and subscribe!
Direct download: https://ia601501.us.archive.org/28/items/S3E7SmashThatLikeButton/WaW%20S3%20E7%20Final.mp3
Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech and Any Given Day's metal cover of Diamonds by Rihanna. Sound effects are from Freesound, YouTube, Stephen's mouth, and Bart Simpson's mouth.
Because What's Up With the Whales was too useful and positive for a show this dysfunctional, Bryan decides to debut What's Down With the Whales, a spotlight on the latest depressing goings-on. Tim can't make friends, Zachary can't meet women, and Stephen can't do either-- AND he broke his dang bicycle! But don't worry, it all has a happy ending, unlike the nail-biting cliffhanger of this week's Storytime. This is one episode you'll want to tell your friends about, even if you can't pronounce it!
Direct download: https://ia601506.us.archive.org/21/items/WaWS3E6/WaW%20S3%20E6.mp3
Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound and Stephen's mouth.
The following description of this Pod-Cast episode was generated using quotes from actual Whales are Whales members recalling actual facts:
Zachary: Whale of a Tale or Real Seal was fun, and Whale Mail has a theme song. Also, 30 minutes of boring cybersecurity talk because Bryan brings boring topics
Cameron: I honestly and factually cannot remember a single thing about that episode.
Tim's Artwork: http://imgur.com/a/rBRQK
Direct download: https://ia601506.us.archive.org/14/items/S3E5FullCast_201702/S3%20E5_FullCast.mp3
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
How fast can Cameron eat a Happy Meal? What do things sound like in Abigail's closet? Does Zachary have a middle name? This is a just a sample platter of of intriguing questions posed in Season 3: Episode 4, followed by main course statements such as "Hearthaholics is back" and "Stephen is indistinguishable from pop legend Michael Jackson." There are even a few sentence fragments. For your enjoyment.
Direct download: https://ia601504.us.archive.org/4/items/S3E4FullCast/S3E4_FullCast.mp3
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. The Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' cover is by Abigail, Stephen, Cameron, and the karaoke version.
Cameron's hosting, Stephen's setting off fire alarms, Ben's hiding under his bed, and they're all off script. Because nothing else was properly written down for this episode, here's a list of things that were discussed:
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.
Brand new Whales are Whales show Suteki Jam hosted by the mysterious and legally "ehhhhhhh?" Medium Well has 2017 off to a rip-roaring start. This has inspired the Whales are Whales crew to dream up a whole mess of new year's resolutions. For each other. Like you do.
Also, Stephen didn't edit the What's Up With the Whales bumper. That was totally Abigail.
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.
Direct download: https://ia601501.us.archive.org/8/items/S3E2FullCast/S3E2_Full%20Cast.mp3
2016. It means a lot things to a lot of people. So it only seems proper to have a lot of people say a lot of things about 2016! The Whales are Whales crew rides the ups and downs of the year as if it were a roller coaster designed by a focus group of upset criminals, but through the loop-de-loops of despair they glimpse the distant corn dog stand of personal growth. Join Stephen, Bryan, Cameron, Zachary, Abigail, and Ben as they remember the past and welcome the future! The present also has something to do with it.
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.
It's not Christmastime anymore, but it's also not yet Season 3 of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast. Confused? So are Cameron and Abgail, the heroes trapped between realities in a desperate fight to find meaning in this void we call Season 2, Episode Cameron and Abigail. They also have a nice little conversation. How quaint!
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.
This episode is all about the spirit of Christmas, and as we all know, nothing is more Christmas than penguins. But that's jumping the gun. Speaking of guns, that's what Cameron got for Christmas! Stephen, Bryan, and Zachary also received lovely material gifts for the yearly yuletide exchange, but the true spirit of Christmas (directly subordinate to penguins) is inviting friends into your home, which partially explains the surprise appearance of Tim, a visiting German fellow from Bridging the Barrier. This episode is even longer than that run-on sentence, so find a cozy seat by the fire to hear all about Christmas food, Christmas presents, and Christmas stories about Christmas penguins. It's Season Christmas, Episode Christmas!
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech and the "What Is Love" All Star Karaoke mix. Sound effects are from Freesound and Stephen's mouth.
Direct Download: https://ia601505.us.archive.org/9/items/WaWPodCastChristmas2016Final1/WaW%20Pod-Cast%20Christmas%202016%20Final%20(1).mp3
There's nothing quite like Christmas! It's a time to be around friends, members, and family. Until they abandon you and you end up talking about anime instead.
Spotty T is back (sort of) as crack team and former lovers Bryan and Zachary combine forces to chat about a Christmas-themed anime whose name Bryan consistently cannot recall. But that's okay, because there's really nothing about this episode worth remembering anyway!
Bonus Fan Art!: http://imgur.com/a/oKrEq
Bonus Fan Art More!: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/256809925764841472/256811739176370177/whales_are_whales_s02e35.png
Bonus Picture of Tim's Dog!: http://imgur.com/e0I1o76
Join Ben and Zachary for intriguing an conversation regarding winter fashion styles and then reading Whale Mail! All the while Zachary is sprinkling the episode with dad jokes from NiceoneDad.com.
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
In this weeks episode the Whales are Whales pod-casters stoop to new lows and totally sell out by admitting that they'll sell anything for your money. Thus, now we have Official Whales are Whales Collectible lines from each member of the pod... cast.
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
Though war and strife has ravaged the Whales are Whales Pod....Casters in recent times, hope is not all lost! We take this week to bounce back from the oddness of last week. Though we may be under the rule of a gender fluid pineapple... Life seems to still go on :)
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
The Whales are Whales Civil War has been raging in the collective subconscious for months now, building enmity like a cobbler builds cobbles. Now that the entire group has assembled, Ben presents a legal (?) case of twists and turns to pave the way for a better tomorrow. More confusing than the Marvel motion picture that shares its namesake, the Civil War boils down to the age old question of humanity:
Should we continue fighting or just kind of stop?
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
It's week four of Ben's absence from the pod-cast, and the effects are being felt panel-wide. After multiple weeks of segments falling apart at the seams, Ben attempts to make a very detailed set of show notes... which are promptly ignored. Or heavily revised, at least. But as we all know, the Pod-cast is at its best with a minimal direction and loads of character! Which is our preferred term for incompetence and chaos. It's more polite.
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
Also... we got our first fan art submission! Thanks, Tim!
"Okay, the robot is Abigail and she is laughing at Zachary performing the song, he is a chicken because he wears a chicken Onesie in his About us page :P and that on the table is supposed to be CD's but I didn't know how to draw them better :P"
What do a couple of chums (read: Abigail and Bryan) do when they find themselves alone and abandoned in the Whales are Whales studio? Why, the answer is simple: judge everyone while comparing their personality traits.
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
Have you wondered to yourself: "Gosh, Cameron and Bryan are such intelligent, well-learned lads; how'd they come by all that head-thinking they're so snazzy at?"
WELL GOOD NEWS
In this, the latest episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-cast, Bryan and Cameron speak at length about their educational origins, and at short about how stoopid everyone else is for not attending the recording.
Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.
