I'm too tired to write anything, so today's description will be replaced by a limerick Bryan wrote in 2006:
There once was a fat guy named Wario.
He liked his purple car-io.
He drove it a lot,
But to no pit-stop,
So he did not drive far-io
Show Notes:
Our theme music is Earl of July by coda.
All other music is from Incompetech. I mean, except for the John Phillips Sousa Band backing the Whales are Whales Anthem.
Sound effects (other than the blizzard) are from Freesound.