S10 E4: Drink the Olive Oil (it burns us)

Drink the olive oil. It only burns for, like, 2 hours afterwards and gives Cameron a headache. Yes, you, YOU, drinking olive oil gives Cameron a headache. This is why he always has a headache.

The boys also talk about other stuff I dunno, I think Ben’s gunna do music here pretty soon and I literally can’t wait to hear what me makes! He can make light shows for his own music! I gotta tell him this

Anyways, enjoy the episode, and don’t forget: an olive oil a day does things to a doctor.

Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive (oil) Gang by coda.

S10 E3: Who's That Pokemon?? (There is a wrong answer)

In this episode of the Pod-Cast, the gang argues over which Pokémon is the best one and Stephen reads off a list of every single previous sponsor. But don’t worry about the show running out of content, because in the grand scheme of things, that’s not a very big problem!

Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. This podcast is legally owned by Tai Lopez.

S10 E2: Like A Dragon's Dogma

Gather ‘round, gather ‘round and enjoy the ONLY weekly episode of the Pod-Cast that will happen this year! Bryan, Ben and Cameron learn all about some native cultures, why it’s ok to both like and dislike Hades 2, and to top it all off, Ben challenges Cameron and Bryan to a game of THE NEWLY-FRED GAME (patent pending).

Edited by Ben. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S10 E1: The Ultra Super 2023 Lookback Thingy

Hello fair user! Sit back and relax as you enjoy the tale of three friends who grew, learned, laughed, loved, was, were, is, are and will be in 2023. In other words, please enjoy this Lookback Thingy for 2023!

Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E12: GAMER BEEP

The boys (in this case, NOT Stephen) talk about what being a real GamerTM means, and how it has changed over time. They come to the conclusion that you should listen to the episode and find out what they concluded!

Cameron beeps three whole times!

Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E11: Explain The Bit, Get A Prize!

I will now explain this episode of the Pod-Cast with short, two word sentences.

I can’t.
Remember what.
Happens in.
This episode.

We also do Spoooooooky Story TimeTM, and it’s a hoot. Like an owl! HOOT HOOT.

Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E9: Ah Spring, But What Yonder Thingy Happens

Boy oh boy it’s time for another Pod-Cast, and you know what that means! It means we all recorded a Pod-Cast together! Join us for Ben’s painful musings, Stephen’s lovely musings, Cameron’s grumpy musings and Bryan’s Muse musings (he never talks about Muse). If this description was too vague for you, that’s a bummer!

Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E8: Houston, We Have a Pod-Cast (NASA joke)

Knock knock, who’s there, it’s Cameron, he is visiting his best friends Stephen and Bryan at their home! (If anyone else claims to be Cameron’s best friend, our lawyers will shove them off a balcony.) At the end of a long, summery trip full of jolly games, delightful adventures, and screaming (sometimes all at once), the three Pod-Casters sit down to to remember whatever their heat-addled brains have managed to retain. If you can remember anything they forgot, please email us with the subject line: “I WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET THE WHOLE TIME”

Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Our theme music isn’t All About That Bass by Megan Trainor. In case you were wondering.

S9E7: We Make Our Own Game Show!

Stephen and Cameron are HERE. They’re HERE and they’re HAPPY to TALK about THINGS. Stephen informs Cameron that their old catch phrase isn’t a thing anymore, they create their own game show that is only interesting to them, and then they continue to talk about various video games including the BlueTM BlurTM SonicTM himselfTM!

Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9E6: Two Friends Talk About a Zelda Game for a Little While

Bryan and Cameron join up to chat about a game they’ve been waiting half a decade to talk about. So that naturally takes up a good chunk of the conversation, but they also have time to contemplate what the purpose of humanity is.

Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E5: The Fass of Bender Part 2 (this title is bad)

This time around, the entire group HAS played The Last of Us Part Two (sorta) and really have mixed feelings. So they talk about those mixed feelings for like over an hour, wherein all of their true feelings come out in full force. Cameron says a bad word, but for emotional emphasis it is not edited out. We apologize for nothing.

Except the title of this episode. It’s literally bad. We apologize for that.

Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E4: Addicted to Frasier

Does Cameron have an addictive personality? Can Bryan steer the conversation away from live action Dilbert? Will Stephen watch the entire collected works of Spongebob Squarepants?

MAYBE.

Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

Additional Music:

"Fretless" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

S9 E3: The Episode About Nothing

Hey there, fellow human listeners! Get ready for an exciting episode of our podcast where three close friends, Ben, Stephen, and Bryan, sit down for an engaging conversation that is definitely not generated by any AI.

In this episode, the trio discusses some fascinating topics that are close to their hearts. First up, they dive deep into the world of Bionicles, reminiscing about their favorite characters and storylines from this classic toy franchise. But don't worry, this isn't just a dry recitation of facts - these guys have some seriously passionate opinions about Bionicles that will have you laughing and nodding along.

Next, the conversation turns to religion, and you won't want to miss the insights and perspectives these three bring to the table. They tackle some tough questions about faith and spirituality, and while they don't always agree, their discussion is always respectful and thought-provoking.

But that's not all - the episode wouldn't be complete without some lighthearted moments, and that's where Professor Oak impressions come in. You read that right - Ben, Stephen, and Bryan all take turns doing their best impressions of the iconic Pokemon professor, and trust us when we say it's hilarious.

So there you have it, folks - an episode that covers everything from childhood nostalgia to deep philosophical questions to silly voices. And just to reiterate, this description was definitely not written by any AI - we're all just good old-fashioned humans having a good time. Tune in now to join the conversation!

Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E2: The New Super Look Back Thingy 2022

Warning: This episode has small uses of strong language from Ben and Cameron. Cameron is too lazy to edit it. They’re both very sorry.

This episode’s title and the following summary was, again, written by artificial intelligence ChatGPT in the speaking style of “being quirky”:

Welcome to the '2022 Reflections' podcast, where we reflect on the wild ride that was last year and discover how to live a healthier, happier, and more content life. Join us as we chat with experts, share personal anecdotes, and maybe even bust out a dance or two. It's time to say goodbye to our old habits, embrace the quirks, and start living life to the fullest. So, grab a green smoothie, put on your favorite workout gear, and get ready to get inspired. Let's get healthy, get content, and have some fun, on '2022 Reflections'!

The AI just doesn’t get us, eh?

Edited poorly by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S9 E1: The AI-Powered Season 9 Premiere: A Podcasting Odyssey through 2022's Best Games, Acronym Trivia, and Cameron's Gourd-Losing Misadventures

This episode’s title and the following summary was written by artificial intelligence ChatGPT in the speaking style of Stephen:

Hey there, Whales are Whales fans! It's Stephen here, and I am beyond excited to announce that we're starting off Season 9 with a bang!

First of all, you'll notice that our intro banter has been written by none other than an AI! It's pretty wild, but I gotta say, it's definitely the most impressive intro we've ever had.

In this episode, we're discussing some of our favorite games from 2022. I don't wanna give away too much, but let's just say that we've been having a blast with a certain fantasy RPG that shall not be named.

But that's not all! Ben has a brand new segment for us, all about acronym trivia. I don't wanna give too much away, but let's just say that I learned a thing or two about SCUBA diving.

And finally, I'm sorry to report that Cameron has completely lost his gourd. I don't know what's gotten into him, but he's been acting pretty strange lately. But hey, that's just part of the fun on Whales are Whales!

Thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you next time on the Whales are Whales Pod-cast!

Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S8 E13: The Blue Blur and the Grumpy God

Bad news everybody. We aren’t on speaking terms with Sonic or Kratos. Their recent products have bummed out Stephen and Cameron respectively, but silver lining? We get some good old fashioned video game discussion out of the double breakup. There’s also a surprise guest later in the episode who is Ben. Oh darn, now there’s just a guest later in the episode. He introduces the concept of PIES. It’s very exciting. Bryan’s there too btw.

Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S8 E12: *Click*

Uh oh I forgot how to write intros. Let’s try a joke. Why did the sardine… um… I don’t have a joke. Wait, let’s do a list. Here’s what happened on this episode of the Pod-Cast:

  1. Stephen and Cameron compared medical complaints and Ben was very supportive

  2. The concept of time is found lacking

  3. Stephen built a computer and told a neat little story about it

  4. Cameron told a spooky story all by himself and we’re real proud of him

  5. Other things

Here’s a list of things that didn’t happen on this episode of the Pod-Cast:

  1. Financial advice

  2. Tips & tricks for holiday decorating

  3. A zany footrace

  4. Celebrity impressions

  5. A fifth fictitious item

Edited by Stephen. Sound effects from FreeSound and BOOM Library. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.

S8 E10: Through the Ages

Cameron had a good idea. It may be rare, but when it happens, we need to properly respect it. So we did the idea that Cameron had which was good. He (Cameron) suggested we talk about self-identity through time, and how your perspective on your own being and existence is vastly different depending at what point you measure it. So we did that.

Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.