Having broken his foot in a pet sitting accident (no pets were injured in the sitting of them), Stephen can no longer run from the accusation of being a hipster, no thanks to old man Papa John's failure to be up front about goat cheese toppings and gluten-free crust on Twitter. Cameron's starkly opposite dietary habits prompt him to defend the process of becoming willfully intoxicated (AKA Zachary's natural state), which may explain his opinions on the Hobbit films. Bryan is bridging the gap between bickering dunderheads by expounding upon the fascinating world of accounts receivable. Yes sir, this is a fine episode of Disembodied Voices, everyone's favorite podcast about... um.... something or other. Opening song: Chalupa Pass, from Minimap and composed by coda.