Have you ever wanted an extensive list of everything Abigail ate over the course of a week? Perhaps there's been a burning drive to learn the exact heights of three random people you've probably never met? OR MAYBE. JUST MAYBE. You have spent many a sleepless night wondering why Kentucky bluegrass is called bluegrass.

If so wow congratulations this episode is freakishly tailored for you.

Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music from Incompetech.