Whales are Whales comes to a tense stalemate as democratic vote fails our heroes and villains once again. What does a nation at war do when they can't kick each other and light cars on fire? Well, as the U.N. decreed in 1993, "introduce two new segments and have a silly good time." Whale Mail has Liam, Cameron, Abigail, and Ben giving offer advice to advice columns while We Make Crappy Poems Yeah is a feast for the emotional spectrum thanks to some snappy free verse poetry. Despite rumors of Bryan and Zachary killing each other off, you'll have plenty to smile about!

Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech and the movie Psycho

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