It's worth sitting through this week's record-breaking meandering intro for funny stories about mimes, an explanation of Dark Souls that the majority of English-speaking five-year-olds could understand, and a touching story about an Australian military man who dreams of someday acquiring specific achievements in Destiny. Actually, that's pretty subjective. It might not be worth it.

Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda

All other music is from Incompetech

All sound effects are from Freesound