Stephen is dead. The world is plunged into darkness. The remaining survivors can only serve and consume their monolithic master Dark Souls (and according properties relating to the "Souls" series of video games). If that doesn't sound like a lovely afternoon to you, then you'd best move on because drum kits and Fight Club are pretty much the only distractions. But for the true believers, an entire world of intrigue awaits thanks to seasoned Soulsman Zachary and his two apprentices (Bryan and Cameron).
Our theme music is Earl of July by coda. "Dark Souls 2 is What's Wrong With You" is voiced by Bryan, backed by Stringed Disco of Incompetech, and remixed by Stephen. The funeral music is, appropriately, Music for Funeral Home - Part 11 by Incompetech.